How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo?
Two. One to eat the armadillo and the other to watch for cars.
This is the man who has been our governor for quite some time. We are familiar with his verbiage; especially at election time. He has an excellent cadre of handlers who are masters of coaching him in all the right moves and words.
Each re-election time, Perry declares that he's going to be tough on illegal aliens and border crime. His words are cheap. Today, the Governor of Alamaba signed some really significant legislation that will probably cause Tonks to flee Alamaba. Texas is still waiting for such legislation.
For all his bluster, Perry the Texas Aggie cannot deliver on much of anything his advisors have told him to promise. Mostly, this is because Perry has a job that is fairly weak when compared to the powers of Governors of some other States. This is good for Texas and it's a good place to have an Aggie if he's going to be a Governor: there's a Constitutional limit to the actual damage he can do.
But what if he were to become President of the United States? He might look great and sound good to some of you, but are you really ready to have an Aggie as President?
How do you keep an Aggie busy?
Write "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
Deo Vindice
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