It's Ass-Kissin' Time for The Aggie

The Aggie (James "Rick" Perry) has been caught on the horns of a very bad dilemma.  Why should a guy who makes only $150,000 a year be so unfortunate?   The Sons of Confederate Veterans want personalized automobile license plates - sorta like the one on the left.  The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People do not want such plates available in Texas.

Normally, a commotion such as this would not affect a Governor of Texas.  This one does.  You see, eight members of the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles Board took a vote on whether or not to issue the plates.  Normally, there are nine members on the Board.  One of them had the poor timing to die before the vote.  Oh, I forgot to report the result of the vote: 4 to 4.

Members of the Board are appointed by the Governor.  Both the SCV and the NAACP are strongly urging The Aggie to appoint a new, replacement, Board member.  Each side hopes that The Aggie, who has now burst upon the Empire-wide scene of the perverted Yankee Nation, will appoint a Board member who will vote their desired way.

Normally, political correctness would not play into a Texas Governor's selection process in this matter.  Now, however, The Aggie has designs on the office of POTYN (see previous post for translation).  Whose fundo will he kiss?

Deo Vindice